Holy shit! This white girl from Australia just won a gold medal in the 100m hurdles. Did you hear that? A white girl won. In track and field. WHITE. GIRL. asdfghjlglkl!!!!
(Sorry, I’m a very politically incorrect person. You have to admit it’s pretty rare to see a white person win any track and field event at the Olympics, especially in short distance running events. I was amazed watching it. I was like, “Damn, dat white gurl can haul ass!!!” LOLZ!)